Northants News 17.1 Spring 2006

The tea bag collection?         

Jeff Capel

Jeff fills another seed order for BCSS members

When you ordered your BCSS seeds, (as you surely did,) did you notice that 'our Jeff'' was on the address. So what is involved? Hear now from the National BCSS Seed distributor(s) of the trials and tribulations...

The beginning of September 2005 Diana and I went up to Sheffield to pick up the racks. These were erected on a wall in ‘The Office’, (which used to be one of our spare bedrooms). When the boxes of seed packets arrived, they were sorted and placed in the appropriate compartment and we were ready for the off. Diana’s sister wanted to know why she was collecting tea- bags!

The Journal containing the seed order forms arrived on Wednesday, a week before Christmas. I was expecting a quiet time for a while but next morning the letter box rattled and 16 orders arrived, a little bit later in the morning Trevor arrived with his order. Diana and I decided to start getting the orders out that day and I think many were surprised to receive their seeds before Christmas, (well done to the Post Office for delivering them so quickly).

The next day the postman had to ring the doorbell as he could not get the bundle of 67 envelopes through the letter box. When Diana opened the door his comment was “What’s going on, have you won the lottery and these are begging letters?” From then on I received an average of about 30 – 40 orders a day for about a week, tailing off after that to 10 – 20 and then 4 or 5 a day, at the time of writing (late January) it is about 6 a week.

We soon ran out of the choice seed, eg. Ariocarpus, Lophophora, Turbinicarpus and Lithops, which had to be limited to one pack per person, and substitutes sent, but I think everyone has received some of the ones they had ordered. It really is an awesome responsibility making a choice for “please send substitutes of your own choice” especially when items in your own collection are viewed as very strange by many judges and fellow collectors. I thought the response to the Hardy Opuntia offer was not as good as it could have been. This was a chance to change our landscape for ever!

Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day were certainly different, between opening presents and meal times, it was into the office to do some more orders. Over the last few weeks we have sent out over 475 orders, around 16,000 packets, and taken over £3,550. Even the local Post Office ran out of stamps as we were sending the orders out so quickly.

The seed packets rack - before...

Before and after... the tea bag collection

The seed packets rack - after!

I received orders from abroad as well: seeds have gone to Italy, France, Germany, The Czech Republic and as far away as Australia, Laos and Canada.

As to the ‘tea-bag’ collection the racks which were bursting are now very depleted but I could still pick you out something a bit special – do you fancy some very choice Neoporteria varieties and ever reliable Notocactus?

As the order numbers have now dropped, it looks like I can now reduce the staff. Time to put a real tea-bag in the cup Diana!

Jeff

...Thanks Jeff and Diana, we always wondered how it all happened. 16,000 packets of seed! Handy as well for those seeds to be so near home. The Ed jumped the queue to deliver his order by hand so his order joined the first 17 (and accepted a cup of coffee for his trouble, thanks!) Then his seeds were delivered by Jeff - what a service!

Brambles Patch to Brambles Patch 2

 Ian & Julie Priestley 

- Moving a Collection – A Sorry Tale!!      

Nowadays, moving a plant collection is a common experience for many. Somewhere, the Editor got the idea that we would do a good job of this !!!!!! and so we were asked, and agreed, to summarise our project management efforts.

Basically the house move in mid-May 2004 went very smoothly, the removal professionals did their job excellently. However, for the amateurs, sadly moving and constructing the greenhouses and relocating their contents did not!

THE PLAN: We were lucky in reaching an agreement with the previous owners of our new house, giving us access to the garden once contracts were exchanged. We should thus have been easily able to erect the new large greenhouse and one or perhaps two others. This meant our (2-3000?) plants could have been moved to their new home and sorted out before we completed the purchase. Potentially we had plenty of time (2-3 weeks say?) to move the plants, then dismantle and move the three aluminium greenhouses at our old property.

THE REALITY: Plan A - Due to the weight of the toughened glass to ground tpanels, fitted as standard in our new 30 ft x 15ft Robinson greenhouse, we were advised that this structure needed to have proper footings dug and installed to support the base. We had discussions with several contractors, to ascertain how this could/should work, without leaving our new lawn looking like a WW1 battle area. Finally, all was sorted, then the evening before the planned concrete base was to be laid, the contractor phoned and said they couldn’t do the job, some key staff were sick and it was too wet for their heavy machinery!

So back at square one, we managed to arrange for alternative footings plus a paving slab base, to be laid a week later. Unfortunately Des Boughton, who was booked to construct the greenhouse on our behalf, was not then available to erect the new greenhouse - he was booked elsewhere, being very busy preparing for the Chelsea Flower Show. At this point, we were both feeling very stressed and tempers were often close to boiling point….!

Plan B, our vendors kindly agreed to empty their triple garage a few days ahead of completion date so we could store the majority of plants therein. However, the resultant delay in our moving the plants meant we were then left with three greenhouses to dismantle in only two days!! Our old property was situated in the corner of a cul-de-sac and for those two days we certainly greatly inconvenienced the neighbours as there were 2 remover’s lorries blocking the road plus the rental van Ian used to move the plants. Fortunately, being May, the weather was reasonable and the bulk of the Echeverias and other succulents were left outside in trays on the lawn and patio. The availability of a large stock of plastic trays made this fairly easy, as did the tremendous contribution of labour and moral support from Jeff, Simon and Diana Capel, without whose help, we would surely have gone under….! Thanks guys and gal, a debt is owed!

All this hassle resulted in the new large greenhouse, being brilliantly put up and fully glazed in only one day by Des B plus one experienced helper!!! two days after we took possession. No we couldn’t believe it either!! One of our original Bernhardt aluminium greenhouses was subsequently erected, but both were left in total chaos, instead of being nicely organised and neat and tidy, as was planned. OK, there are still some plants underneath the staging, although once Ian has time to finish organising things properly, we think all the plants should fit properly on the staging? The middle bench and the staging along one and one half sides of the large greenhouse have been tidied so far, and it looks much better. Capillary matting has also been cut to fit the trays, which will make watering easier later this year.

We then also had problems getting electricity fitted to the greenhouses. Another phone call to cancel, one day before the electricians were due, (whilst Ian was out of the UK for a month in China) meant “her indoors” had to quickly arrange for more quotes. As this was now the middle of September we were lucky the weather remained mild. Eventually, the job was finished the first week in October – the following night there was a frost! What good luck!

CURRENT STATUS We now live next to a golf course (8th fairway) and, as above, the large greenhouse is fitted with toughened glass, and yes, of course it has been tested, we have had several balls bounce off this…..without damage!! We had anticipated there would inevitably be some breakages, but so far only five panes have been broken, which is not too much of a problem now we have found a friendly, local glazier. However, the golfers do not usually appear to have much (any???) idea where their balls land and only one so far (incidentally a neighbour Haha!) has owned up and paid for the damage caused.

In general, the plants do not appear to have suffered for the move, indeed, several which have been dormant for some years are showing signs of growth – unfortunately this is causing some ring marks on a few cacti. The light intensity seems to be much greater here as we have an open aspect to the rear of the garden and hopefully this will help us produce more flowers and improve growth. The new greenhouse also has a false bubble wrap plastic roof, for the winter, which has kept the heating costs below what we were paying previously – a little more good news!!

We also now have a superb opportunity to sift through all the plants and a major repotting exercise is underway. In theory all plants should be repotted, though inevitably, some have been / will be moved on to the branch and other sales tables in 2006.

Hopefully, we should thus see a general improvement in quality over the next year or so, in consequence of our efforts!!

Ian & Julie (- both now no longer under doctor’s orders!!!!!)

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